BosoAnasosaurus

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July 16th 2011

Paleontologists have made an exciting discovery, a transitional species - not a fossil this time, but an animal fully in tact.  This specimen, found amazingly in full form in the ice of the Artic, frozen in time, looks oddly like a cross between a mallard duck and a common cow.  They have named it, "BosoAnasosaurus."  Quoted from one of the scientists on the team who found the odd creature:  "Evolutionary scientists have been totally dumbfounded as to why there are not thousands, yea, or not millions, of transitional forms found in the recesses of the earth.  Evolution being true, even an elementary school child would expect to find many.  So, this discovery is very exciting indeed!"

There have been several attempts by scientists to fabricate transitional forms.

The Archaeopteryx was originally thought to be a transitional form, but turns out to be a true bird: 
http://creation.com/archaeopteryx-unlike-archaeoraptor-is-not-a-hoaxit-is-a-true-bird-not-a-missing-link

Also, the "Archeoraptor" was also a hopeful candidate for a true transitional form, but turned out to be a hoax:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeoraptor

But now that these paleontologists have found a true transitional species, they are dedicated to finding more discoveries in the Arctic.  "It could be," one of the scientists who was on the team for the discovery goes on, "that we are not finding transitional forms simply because the fossils have simply eroded away.  We are now going to dedicate more time exploring the icy recesses of the earth to hopefully find more of these forms in tact.  It is so exciting to finally find the missing links!"

As Charles Darwin was quoted, "...as this process of extermination has acted on an enormous scale, so must the number of intermediate varieties, which have formerly existed on the earth, be truly enormous. Why then is not every geological formation and every stratum full of such intermediate links? Geology assuredly does not reveal any such finely graduated organic chain; and this, perhaps, is the most obvious and gravest objection which can be urged against my theory. The explanation lies, as I believe, in the extreme imperfection of the geological record."